Ruby has three sisters!
OMG! She got famous!
Do any of you know what it's like to live with a real live Barbie? Well, it ain't easy, let me tell you! Not only do I feel constantly inferior, but since she has become famous the phone calls, faxes, instant messages, floral deliveries just will not stop. I am at my wit's end and will probably have to move to an undisclosed location. The paparazzi is camped outside and you all know how press shy Ruby is. People, fame may look good from the outside, but when you're living it it's no picnic!
This is one of Ruby's sisters
Here is one of her sisters- Satine. Satine loves everyone and believes everyone should worship her. Fortunately, Ruby does worship her. Every morning they groom each other. Satine eats some of Ruby's dinner every night. True to her easygoing nature, Ruby lets her! I found Satine in a foster home where she was an unwed teenage mother!
Ruby's other sister
This is Ruby's other sister, Genevieve. We call her Vivi. She is a true cat- does not mess around. She was nearly starved to death when she was pregnant and then nearly died giving birth. Two of her kittens survived and one was adopted by a rich lady that I work with. Vivi was in the same foster home as Satine, but at a later time. One day I came home and she was lying on the floor next to two giant insect legs. I was so glad she ate the rest of the huge bug! Vivi is the best!!!!!
And yet another sister!
This is Ruby's other sister, Rachel. She is older than Ruby. She drives a gray car with a dent in it and loves Barack Obama. She is also a straight A student! Rachel is not home very much- she is usually driving around in her gray, dented car. When she comes home Ruby is beyond overjoyed! She immediately grabs the nearest toy in her mouth to take to Rachel amidst much tail wagging and butt shaking! It is truly a sight to behold.
What the Third Sister Really Looks Like
In order to keep peace in the family I was forced to post this pic of Ruby's sis. This is what she really looks like, as opposed to the above picture, which just happens to be my personal favorite. Don't you think she's kind of skinny though? Don't you think she should eat a sandwich?
